Kanye West x Patrick Swayze x Michael Jackson
I want this preserved on the internet for years to come. The best 4 hours of internet wildfire comedy I have experienced in a while. The best part is that this joke won’t even make sense in a couple…
Jesus hates roadies
I don’t see one on here for guitar techs so basically Jesus is all, “FUCK YOU GUITAR TECHS. YOUR WORK IS WITH SATAN!”
Jesus…With You Always!
Punk, punk, and more punk!!
Please find out what TV show this is. Also, find me a believable British accent for this guy. This is what I think of “punk” kids today, what with their fancy hot tubs, wet bars, and fireman’s…
Williamsburg bathroom scene
I’m pretty sure I saw this go down in a bar in Brooklyn this weekend…
(via Everything Is Terrible)
Lil' Wayne can't "fuck every girl in the world"
Multi-platinum selling hip-hop artist Lil’ Wayne has expressed his carnal desire to “fuck every girl in the world” on his track ‘Every Girl’. While this is truly a noble goal often sought after but…
Why I hate living in the present
The other day, at my job, I had some friends who wanted to go watch an opening band on our tour. I thought it would be fun, since I don’t often spend time in the crowd, to watch the band from front…
Poetry (and karate) in motion
When I think grace, agility, stealth, flexibility, and strength I don’t think of ninjas or olympians. I think of awkwardly skinny, pock marked 20-something year old Russians tooling about in the…
Running out of chicken
There’s nothing even vaguely racist about how this was presented…
Also, Happy 60th birthday Dad.
